![]() 12/19/2017 at 12:06 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
think OPPO likes to drink. I need suggestions.
What is a good holiday drink I can make for our Christmans Eve Party? Bonus points if if can be made in adult and kiddie versions.
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Asking questions with obvious answers is a poor conversational tactic. And the best punch is Scotch and soda.
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Drunks:
1 bottle pink champagne or bubbly rose
2 bottles cherry 7-up
1 bottle Whipped Cream flavor vodka
Frozen cranberries to chill it
Kids:
Replace the champagne/vodka with Sparkling Cider
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this is way better than NesQuik, Ovaltine or any other as far as powder mix stuff
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I don’t think they make kid’s versions of bourbon-barrel-aged imperial stouts.
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Carlos V is an Islamophobic war criminal.
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Step 1: Get a glass tumbler
Step 2: Place two fingers at the base
Step 3: Pour Eagle Rare to the level of the two fingers
Step 4: Enjoy the perfect winter cocktail
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!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
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Straight Bourbon or Whiskey.
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Step 5: Repeat
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You get me
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They sure airbrushed Carlos up!
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half pipe shaped head doe
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Adults: Mountain Dew and Jim Beam. We called it a THUNDER BEAM!
Kids: 2 liters of 7-Up and let about a pint of lime sherbert melt into it. Loved it as a kid but doesn’t mix well with booze in my opinion
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engaged to a 6 year old at one point also...
... but yummy chocolate milk aka the most METAL of the milks
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Red and green margaritas and daiquiris, virgin and regular strength. Eggnog in the awesome and terrible varieties. Sparkling white grape juice and champagne.
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w a t e r
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Optional Step 5: If your kid asks for a taste of your drink let them have a sip, then laugh at them when they freak out because it feels like their tongue is on fire!
Step 6: “See alcohol is bad for children.”
Step 7: Have another.
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I posted the same thing. We understand each other.
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If none of the kids are yours, swap the champagne/vodka with red bull, “good luck with that”.
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(Long Island) Ice Tea.
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My college roommate made scratch eggnog one year and it was delicious. You add the rum last, so it can be virgin or not.
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on Xmas eve i usually get myself some mad elf. Its 12%.
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yes, but I need a punch or something as well
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I think this is the leading contender so far. While a bowl of bourbon would be good, i dont really want a floor full of drunks.
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Start with 1/3 glass water. Add 2/3 water. Stir. Enjoy
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Non alcoholic beer for kids?
... I’d be a bad dad.
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I will give you the recipe for The Punch. But, my parents would kill me for spreading it irresponsibly. So, you have to promise me you will only serve it with a Surgeon General’s warning.
One fifth Southern comfort
4 oz. rum
1 cup pineapple juice
1 cup grapefruit juice
4 oz. lemon juice
2 bottles sparkling wine (what I use) or 2 quarts club soda
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There is whipped cream flavored vodka? Damn, what is this world coming to?
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I have one in my fridge called Magnificent Pagan Beast that is listed at 17.5% on the bottle, but the guy at the brewery said when they ran an analysis on it it was around 21.5%. I have no idea when I’m going to drink it.
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or the best ever
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thats sounds good
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damn thats gunna be a strong beer.
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I’ve had a few 20% ABV beers before. It’s like drinking an entire 6-pack at once. However, those were regular 12 ounces and this is a bomber bottle. I need a girlfriend who enjoys craft beer as much as I do...
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adult and kiddie?